woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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