I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I have tasted many bathrooms
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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