Kiss
Puke
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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