How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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