At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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