I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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