Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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