glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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