its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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