the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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