I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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