Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
