So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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