yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I want to fling myself into the sun
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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