On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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