in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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