i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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