Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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