I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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