I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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