Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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