Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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