I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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