just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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