Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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