I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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