I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Come share oat with me in your robe
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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