That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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