Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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