Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I have peed in a lot of sinks
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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