i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
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So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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