Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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