help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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