oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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