Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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