If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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