I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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