I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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