this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Randomize
