fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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