Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
