It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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