he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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