he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
