Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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