I wannas sexs uuuuu
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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