I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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