I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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