R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
only if we run a train.
done.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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