he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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