How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Farmville is her only friend.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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