So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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