Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I'm passing your future prison.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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