Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
40s are totally the cure
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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