let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She told me I should be a condom model.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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