1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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