that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Be still, my beating vagina.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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