He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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